the best of give up-gaiman
One of those “if I could turn back time 12 hours and not put up that photo” moments…
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Best ending so far.
OMG, NO, THIS ONE IS BETTER.
THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED
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Do you guys remember this episode hahaha
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Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
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some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
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For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
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HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
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HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
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I died at the sitcom laughter bit.
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