the best of give up-gaiman
One of those “if I could turn back time 12 hours and not put up that photo” moments…
^
the best of give up-gaiman
One of those “if I could turn back time 12 hours and not put up that photo” moments…
^
Best ending so far.
OMG, NO, THIS ONE IS BETTER.
THIS IS THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED
(Source: themongooseunderyourhouse, via ravenroths)
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
(via idrissa)
some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
(via queenkayla)
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
CASE CLOSED.
(via shizumitai)
HI
I am the potoo
I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,
pretending to be a stick or dead leaf
it’s not as easy as it looks
I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon
because, according to legend,
I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon
I approve of this so much.
(via pantstrovich)
HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
(via shizumitai)
I died at the sitcom laughter bit.
(via idrissa)